August 22nd, 2007
Åh folk er så flinke til å gjøre meg glad nå for tiden.
Kjære Jonas skrev et dikt til meg i dag.
Marie Amanda is cute as a panda,
Her skin is brown, like if she was from Uganda.
I envied her once; I sucked on her toes,
As a reward, she?d show her exposed.
I asked for her hand, she told me she?s gay
I told her its fine; I will surely pay.
I love her truly, with all of my heart,
Although she dragged me, from Lysnes apart.